A very drunk woman falls asleep in the back of a taxi after a night out in the city.
Eventually, upon arriving at her destination out in the suburbs, the taxi driver wakes her up and asks her for the fare.
The woman, still drunk, fumbles around in her purse but can't find her cash.
So she pulls down her knickers, parts her legs, and says to the taxi driver,
“I can't find my money, why don't you take it out of this?”
The taxi driver replies,
“Have you got anything smaller?”
Eventually, upon arriving at her destination out in the suburbs, the taxi driver wakes her up and asks her for the fare.
The woman, still drunk, fumbles around in her purse but can't find her cash.
So she pulls down her knickers, parts her legs, and says to the taxi driver,
“I can't find my money, why don't you take it out of this?”
The taxi driver replies,
“Have you got anything smaller?”